Dear Son #1, So the other night I was headed to bed and went in to check on you boys before hitting the much needed hay myself. When I walked in to your room I smelt it. That distinct, distinguishable, oh so dangerous smell. Vomit. Yay. When I signed up to be a Mom I… Continue reading The lifecycle of bacon.
Dear Son #1, #2, & #3, As you know, from being told multiple times as a reason to stop jumping on me when I’m lying on the couch, Mommy has been sick for over a week now with Pneumonia. A nasty sickness that – for lack of better phrase – has kicked Mommy's arse. Do you… Continue reading Mommy’s sick…Woot let’s party!
Dear Son #1, #2 & #3, Happy New Year my darling boys! I don’t know about you but I am oh-so-happy that the holidays are over. It was fun. It was magical. We made some memories. But I am EX-HAUS-TED. Let me tell you why. As a Mom, everyone always tells you that Christmas is the… Continue reading 10 Reasons why I am overjoyed the holidays are over.
Dear Son #1, #2, & #3, Merry Christmas my boys! The big day is almost here, the wait is finally over! Santa comes tonight and yes, you’ve been good boys so I’ve put in a good word for you. I’ve also put together a little Christmas song for you, hope you like it! On the… Continue reading The 12 Days of Motherhood.
Dear Son #3, We’ve established that being the third child kinda sucks. Hand-me-down clothes, pre-chewed toys, a lot of waiting around for meals, older brothers asserting the pecking order, much less coddling, and most definitely no baby book. It’s sad but true, it’s not that we don’t love you any less it’s just we’re plain out of time,… Continue reading Ho Ho How much?!?
Dear Son #1, Every mother dreams about what her children are going to be when they grow up – a doctor, a lawyer, an astronaut, a teacher, a fire fighter, a lion tamer – the list goes on. Obviously, I want you to follow your own path as I want you to be happy and… Continue reading What you should not be when you grow up.
Dear Son #2, “What the---OMG ewww.” **insert girlish squeak here** “Not cool buddy, that's just nasty.” Just in case you had forgotten, I know I never will, this is what it sounded like when I pulled a huge – and I mean re-hydrated back to grape status – raisin out of your nose last weekend. How long had it been in… Continue reading The raisin.
Dear Son #1, #2, & #3, People ask me why I write this blog and I do for a few reasons: I want to remember all of these crazy things so I can share them on your wedding day(s). I want to send comfort and laughter to other moms living this insanity. And I want to be a valuable resource… Continue reading Never leave home without a double stroller.
Dear Son #1, #2, & #3, We did it! We survived! We had fun! We made memories! We probably got ourselves banned from the hotel forever but there’s lots of them to choose from so no matter! That’s right, we had a great time on our family trip to Niagara Falls. We came, we saw,… Continue reading 10 invaluable things I learned on our trip to Niagara Falls.
Dear Son #3, You are six months today, wow time flies. I feel like we were just bringing you home for the first time, your sweet little face brimming with hope about this new world you have entered. So peaceful and quiet, Mommy and Daddy constantly snuggling you and always at your beck and call… Continue reading It’s hard being the third child.